dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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