I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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