THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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