So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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