You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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