we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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