belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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