In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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