Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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