I am in a vortex of obligation.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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