This dress was meant to end up on your floor
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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