But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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