yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
