In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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