Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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