I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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