u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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