The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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