why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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