I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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