honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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