Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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