I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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