Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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