i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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