i jhust puked up my retainher.
high people should be assigned attendants
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
A+ Viking dick
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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