So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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