I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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