just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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