I'm drive I can fine osifer
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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