Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
