I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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