Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
