scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Randomize
