I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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