Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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