So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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