You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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