I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
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christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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