I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I currently don't understand fingers.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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