I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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