idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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