i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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