I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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