No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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