Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Randomize
