That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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