i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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