This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
