if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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