I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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