This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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