i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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