wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Randomize