sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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