so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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